SIKSKULL Retro Rocket
SIKSKULL Retro Rocket
SIKSKULL Retro Rocket: Shred Hard, Plant Harder - Built by Skaters Who Give a Shit
Listen up, Earth-loving rippers. SIKSHT teamed up with BoardPusher for this badass deck because they give as much of a damn as we do. The result? A planet-friendly, time-warping street destroyer that'll make both your tricks and your conscience soar.
This 7-ply maple beast isn't some corporate cash-grab slapped together by suits who think a nosegrind is a coffee drink. It's the SIKSKULL Retro Rocket, sporting our iconic skull design that screams "I skate harder than you" in seven different languages.
Features that'll make you wet your pants:
- Big-ass tail for pop that'll send you to the stratosphere
- Punk nose that screams "fuck you" to gravity
- Medium concave that hugs your feet like your clingy ex
- Aggressive profile that turns more heads than a neck brace convention
- Every board sold means 2 trees get planted! Yeah that’s right, our partners BoardPusher and our own team will plant a tree for every board we sell. What better way to make sure we are able to give back to Mother Earth and provide enough wood for generations of groms to come?
This isn't some wall hanger for posers. The Retro Rocket is built for everything from pool coping to street bombs. It's as versatile as a Swiss Army knife and tougher than your grandpa's war stories.
But here's the kicker: for every board sold, BoardPusher plants a tree. That's right, you're not just buying a sick deck, you're basically a fucking environmentalist now. Skate all day, sleep easy at night knowing you're offsetting your carbon footprint one kickflip at a time.
Remember, every SIKSKULL Retro Rocket is born from the blood, sweat, and beer of real skaters. We know what works because we're out there shredding every damn day.
So, are you gonna keep riding that guilt-inducing, landfill-bound crap, or are you ready to strap a rocket to your feet and join the revolution? Grab a SIKSKULL Retro Rocket and let's save the planet, one sesh at a time.