SIKSKULL Bottle Tail Cruiser
SIKSKULL Bottle Tail Cruiser
SIKSHT Bottle Tail Cruiser: Pop Bottles, Pop Ollies, Plant Trees
Listen up, eco-warriors with a need for speed. SIKSHT and BoardPusher just had a love child, and it's an 8.125 x 31-inch bottle-popping, tree-planting beast. Meet the Bottle Tail Cruiser - the deck that'll make you forget you ever rode anything else.
This isn't some limp-dick plank you'd find at a big box store. We're talking 7 plies of premium Canadian Maple, compressed tighter than your repressed teenage angst. It's like we distilled the essence of skate and poured it into a bottle-shaped dream.
Features that'll make you harder than algebra:
- Bottle tail design for a ride smoother than your best pick-up line
- 31-inch length for stability that'll make your longboard buddies jealous
- 8.125-inch width that screams "I can ollie higher than your expectations"
- Rocking our signature graphic that's more eye-catching than a nip slip at church
- Every board sold means 2 trees get planted! Yeah that’s right, our partners BoardPusher and our own team will plant a tree for every board we sell. What better way to make sure we are able to give back to Mother Earth and provide enough wood for generations of groms to come?
But here's where shit gets real: BoardPusher plants a fucking tree for every deck sold. That's right, you're not just popping ollies, you're popping saplings out of the ground. Mother Nature's gonna high-five you so hard, you'll taste chlorophyll.
Crafted by skaters who give a shit, for riders who want to shred responsibly. This isn't some half-assed attempt at looking green - this is SIKSHT and BoardPusher going full fucking Lorax for your riding pleasure.
So, are you gonna keep riding that petroleum-based guilt trip, or are you ready to pop ollies and plant trees? Grab a SIKSHT Bottle Tail Cruiser and let's make the concrete jungle a little more jungle.
Get SIKSHT. Get BoardPusher. Get Planting. Get Popping.